Being on tumblr at college is just TOO risky, I’ve seen like five pairs of tits and two penises in 5 minutes.
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
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So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
(Source: nightlockandfoxes, via thank-you-lord-for-satan)
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
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Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
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Hilda is the god damn most precious pin up you’ll ever find and it’s pretty hard to pick favorites when it comes to paintings of her :Tc
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So I’m casually drafting my Sociology essay about how feminism has altered the family life, and this happened:
Even Microsoft Word understands.




