alphabitches:

finding money in ur pocket like

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(via awyeahbiscuits)

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

(via gentlecollapsing)